Alabama native gent, gone bald while sweating to death in Texas, praying for temps in the 40’s year-round. Humorous musings of life as a left-handed, born-again liberal Christian Democrat. Male Kindergarten teacher and Wedding Coordinator–do the math. Fried green tomato and biscuit ‘n gravy pusher. Lover of most things Southern. Lover of the story, Hater of Cliff Notes.